Spiderdog prank. [video]
WHAT IS AIR?
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
You got your Voldemorts
"Before you take him from me, just-- To the next girl (via myheartin—words)
1. Remind him of how much you love him. Remind him a lot. He forgets how special he is.
2. There are going to be many, many nights where his eyes are so sad, but he won’t cry. Please notice that he is sad. Look him in the eyes and kiss him. Take the pain away.
3. Hold him. He likes to be held, too. There have been times where he was so broken inside that I could feel myself putting his bones back together as I hugged him tight.
4. Kiss his neck. Kiss his neck when you want to turn him on and when you are winding down. Either way, it’s his favorite.
5. On nights where he goes out with his friends, he’s going to drink too much. He’s going to stumble into the house and call you immediately. Answer the phone and listen to him slur a series of breathy “I love you“‘s into the phone. Realize how lucky you are to be the only thing on his mind while there were tons of girls throwing themselves at him at the party he just left.
6. Go to the beach with him. Even if you hate it. If you want to see him truly happy, spend the day in the water with him.
7. He doesn’t like speaking about his father. But if it ever comes up in conversation, it will not be positive. Just listen. Tell him it’s okay when he starts rambling about how much he resents him. Tell him you love him.
8. Laugh at his stupid jokes. Those are what you will miss most when he’s gone, trust me.
9. Please realize how lucky you are. Listen, loving him is not easy, I know. But God, it is so worth it."
reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
my mom has invited me over for dinner
my mom needs help with furniture
my mom just got a new phone and needs my help
my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out